You’ve heard of “Fractured Fairy Tales,” well, these are Crunched up Christmas carols!  Don’t ask me why I’m having so much fun with them; probably my pun-ish nature.  Enjoy:


Phone bells ring;
Are you listening?
We’re on the “No Call List”,
Shaking our fist;
Blocking in a winter wonderland.

Spam again;
How annoying!
While emails
We’re enjoying;
Don’t get in a funk;
Just send it to Junk,
Blocking in a winter wonderland.

I suppose each spammer needs a job;
Let them try to find some other way!
If you’re reading, Margaret, Jim or Bob,
Believe us every time you hear us say:

We don’t want your whatever;
We won’t give,
Not now or ever;
Computer or phone,
Leave us alone;
Blocking in a winter wonderland.

Published by lifehelps

I am like a rich tapestry, full of texture and color. I'm a musician, composer, poet, gardener, homemaker and friend. I worked as anLCSW for 22 years; as a socialworker for 26 years all told. Before that, I was a rehabilitation teacher. My passion is to come alongside others; to empower and bless them. That is why you will find plenty of variety in my blog. Two very important things to know about me is that I am a life-long learner - An explorer and sojourner. I also belong to the Lord, before you get tweeked out: I am not saying I am "religious." There is a huge difference between all of the rules and empty practice that often gets associated with Christianity and the kind of life that comes from being in a relationship with the loving God. May you find encouragement, inspiration, insight, good ideas and a laugh or two as you read my posts and comments.


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