Tis the season…
For “Crunched up Christmas carols.”
This one has all the cheese you’ll ever want, so get out the crackers…and if you dare, the wine:
I’m dreaming of a dry Christmas,
Just like the ones we used to know:
When the eggnog’s virgin
And no one’s purgin’
Our minds work clearly, not so slow.
I’m dreaming of a dry Christmas
With every recipe I try;
May your days be happy and spry
And may all your Christmasses be dry!