Season’s greetings

Snapshots resting on an open book; High tech boots that hug your toes; The blithe sound of chip readers charging your card; The plastic Santa softly glows. Everybody knows that cookies and a full punchbowl Help to make the season bright. Comp’ny execs with their eyes all aglow Are counting profits with delight: They know that SantaContinue reading “Season’s greetings”

Dry Christmas

Tis the season… For “Crunched up Christmas carols.” This one has all the cheese you’ll ever want, so get out the crackers…and if you dare, the wine: I’m dreaming of a dry Christmas, Just like the ones we used to know: When the eggnog’s virgin And no one’s purgin’ Our minds work clearly, not soContinue reading “Dry Christmas”

SHOPPING ALL THE DAY

Last year, I “amused” people with my “Crunched Up Christmas Carols.” Well, it’s that season again, so… (To the tune of Jingle Bells) Driving through the snow On another shopping day; To the malls we go, Sliding all the way. Bells by each door ring Asking us for cash What fun it is to standContinue reading “SHOPPING ALL THE DAY”