Snapshots resting on an open book; High tech boots that hug your toes; The blithe sound of chip readers charging your card; The plastic Santa softly glows. Everybody knows that cookies and a full punchbowl Help to make the season bright. Comp’ny execs with their eyes all aglow Are counting profits with delight: They know that SantaContinue reading “Season’s greetings”
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Dry Christmas
Tis the season… For “Crunched up Christmas carols.” This one has all the cheese you’ll ever want, so get out the crackers…and if you dare, the wine: I’m dreaming of a dry Christmas, Just like the ones we used to know: When the eggnog’s virgin And no one’s purgin’ Our minds work clearly, not soContinue reading “Dry Christmas”
SHOPPING ALL THE DAY
Last year, I “amused” people with my “Crunched Up Christmas Carols.” Well, it’s that season again, so… (To the tune of Jingle Bells) Driving through the snow On another shopping day; To the malls we go, Sliding all the way. Bells by each door ring Asking us for cash What fun it is to standContinue reading “SHOPPING ALL THE DAY”
